Chillin' Reaper

After centuries of collecting souls, the Grim Reaper finally burned out. The nonstop grind, the endless screams, the heavy lifting of souls and scythes—it was all too much.

So, one day, he did the unthinkable.

He dropped his scythe, slipped on some shades, and cracked open a cold one: a can of iced tea brewed with ancient calming herbs known to silence even the most tortured spirits.

And just like that, the Reaper chilled.

Chillin’ Reaper is an iced tea for those who’ve stared into the abyss of work, anxiety, and daily chaos—and decided to rest peacefully for a change.

It’s handcrafted for the rebels who know that true power isn’t in the hustle, but in the exhale. For the doom-scrollers, the night owls, the metalheads, the insomniacs, and the quietly furious—this is your elixir.

A dark brew of botanicals like Valerian Root, Chamomile, Lemon Balm, and Passionflower, each can is a spell against stress. No fake calm. No soft pastels. Just herbal heavy metal in a can.

We’re not here to whisper affirmations. We’re here to scream "TAKE A FREAKING BREAK" from the rooftops, then peacefully doze off with a skull-shaped ice cube in hand.

• Chillin’ Reaper isn’t wellness—it’s wellness for the overworked.
• It's not self-care—it's self-defense against stress culture.
• It's relaxation, weaponized.

Tired of stress culture? So was the Reaper.
That’s why he quit. And started brewing iced tea to escape stress.

Chillin’ Reaper® is a soul-soothing, nerve-slaying herbal iced tea made for the burned out, black-clad, and barely-holding-it-together.

We took calming botanicals like Valerian Root, Chamomile, Lemon Balm, and Passionflower—then wrapped them in a can blacker than your last breakup playlist.

No soft colors. No yoga vibes. No whispery influences.
Just raw, iced tranquility with a heavy-metal soul.

• Botanicals that bite back: Relaxing herbs used for centuries, now forged for the chaos of  today.
• Zero caffeine. All attitude. Sleep like the dead without the harmful side effects.
• Triple-filtered water + real honey or agave – no fake sugar spells here.
  If your tea doesn’t sound like a track off a doom metal album, why are you drinking it?

 Chillin’ Reaper gear drops soon:

• Reaper hoodies
• Reaper beanies
• “Slay Your Stress Tour” posters
• Reaper mugs & more

Wear your calm like armor.