About reaper brands

At Reaper Brands, we don’t fear the Reaper—we work with him.

Tired of dragging souls and listening to lo-fi death rattles, the Reaper took a sabbatical and started brewing tea. Turns out, even the harbinger of doom prefers organic.

We’re not here to “refresh” you with glittery nonsense or make empty wellness promises. We’re here to revive what’s left of your soul with teas that hit harder than your midlife crisis.

Every can is brewed with:

 100% Organic Ingredients 

A Hint of Reaper
And Zero BS 

Whether you’re barely clinging to consciousness or pretending you're fine during a staff meeting, Reaper’s Revival will jolt you back to life. Need to disappear from reality without technically dying? Chillin’ Reaper has you covered.

So yeah, we make tea.
But we also make resurrection taste good.

Reaper Brands – Your Last Sip Before You Snap.